Me. At least after what I've been through.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
