I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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