I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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