I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
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Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
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Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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