Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
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