Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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