I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
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Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
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Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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