I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
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its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
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Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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