wake up i wanna do it froggy style
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
porn star boner night. come get it.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
He? As in you personified your dick?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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