you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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