They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
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After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
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There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
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I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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