i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
You dont lie about slip and slides
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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