I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Non-Jews are for practice
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
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If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
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Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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