New invention idea: vibrating tampons
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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