WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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