can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
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Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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