Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Randomize
