Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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