Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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