his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
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It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
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He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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