i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
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He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
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I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
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Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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