what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
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I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
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So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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