Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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