She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
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Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
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In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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