I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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