About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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