yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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