I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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