Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
so that wasnt chicken after all
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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