I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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