Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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