we're blogging at a bar
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
i drank out of a bidet.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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