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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
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couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
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Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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