Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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