Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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