He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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