Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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