i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
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cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
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I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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