so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
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My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
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I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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