I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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