Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
