I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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