I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
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The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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