I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
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My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
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we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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