do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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