I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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