You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
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Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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