dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
