I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
Randomize
