your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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