If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future