I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
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and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
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I think a kid would responsible me up
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
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