how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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