OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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