I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
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I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
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did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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