that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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