When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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